London Lies badges – this year’s must-have accessory

The twitter competition has ended in a dead heat!

So we need a head to head between the two:

All Pigeons belong to the Queen. To kill one is a capital offence, but feed one and you get an MBE.

and

Originally Selfridges store only sold fridges

which each attracted 16.67% of the vote.

To vote for your favourite, tweet #LondonLies Fridge or #LondonLies Pigeon to @arachnepress

or you can use the contact form if you don’t tweet.

Everyone else will get a badge because there are lots of ties, and  they were all good lies! (But only one badge per lie, those of you responsible for lots.

The results:
All pigeons belong to the Queen. To kill one is a capital offence, but feed them & you’ll get an MBE  16.67%
Originally Selfridges store only sold fridges  16.67%
Tower Bridge opens both upwards and downwards (to let submarines into the Pool of London)  12.5%
Stand on the Meridian line in Greenwich Park at dawn on Midsummers Day and you can see Stonehenge  12.5%
The Tower of London was originally a Texan billionaire’s folly, sold off and moved brick by brick to London in 1931  8.33%
You can tell a genuine Medium they can’t cross the road at Marble Arch without fainting  8.33%
If you present a fiver at the ticket office at Bank, they have to give you its value in gold  8.33%
If you look very carefully, you can see the bones of dinosaurs on the London Underground  8.33%
The Shard: Cockney: Swiss Chard, leaves stripped off  4.17%
The Northbound Northern Line service to High Barnet will be arriving in two minutes  4.17%