We have been overwhelmed, nay, flooded with entries for this competition. I have absolutely had to fight my way out from under the virtual mountain of slips of paper with 300 words carefully inscribed with incisive intaglios of London Life, embellished with outrageous porkers, byzantine rococo untruths and devious falsehoods.
Well no, actually. That would be one of those lie thingys. We’ve had 2 entries. (Thank you, by the way). I even tested the contacts page to make sure it was working. It is.
If you were thinking about entering and life got in the way, or the dog ate it or something, I’m extending the deadline to Monday morning at 9:00. Have a weekend on me. Push the boat out, write something!