The twitter competition has ended in a dead heat!
So we need a head to head between the two:
All Pigeons belong to the Queen. To kill one is a capital offence, but feed one and you get an MBE.
Originally Selfridges store only sold fridges
which each attracted 16.67% of the vote.
To vote for your favourite, tweet #LondonLies Fridge or #LondonLies Pigeon to @arachnepress
or you can use the contact form if you don’t tweet.
Everyone else will get a badge because there are lots of ties, and they were all good lies! (But only one badge per lie, those of you responsible for lots.
All pigeons belong to the Queen. To kill one is a capital offence, but feed them & you’ll get an MBE 16.67%
Originally Selfridges store only sold fridges 16.67%
Tower Bridge opens both upwards and downwards (to let submarines into the Pool of London) 12.5%
Stand on the Meridian line in Greenwich Park at dawn on Midsummers Day and you can see Stonehenge 12.5%
The Tower of London was originally a Texan billionaire’s folly, sold off and moved brick by brick to London in 1931 8.33%
You can tell a genuine Medium they can’t cross the road at Marble Arch without fainting 8.33%
If you present a fiver at the ticket office at Bank, they have to give you its value in gold 8.33%
If you look very carefully, you can see the bones of dinosaurs on the London Underground 8.33%
The Shard: Cockney: Swiss Chard, leaves stripped off 4.17%
The Northbound Northern Line service to High Barnet will be arriving in two minutes 4.17%